illumazombie:

JESUS.


I swear to god, if you saw me when I am by myself in the woods, I’m a lunatic. I sing, I dance




smartgirlsattheparty:

zimbolt:

KILLED IT

Mic Drop. 


darshanapathak:

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything


"After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."

- Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.


makochantachibanana:

theblogofeternalstench:

I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.

you’ve made the right choice


snacksandharts:

my gang sign


jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

image

THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED



human:

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US

human:

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US



orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there