I swear to god, if you saw me when I am by myself in the woods, I’m a lunatic. I sing, I dance
Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything
"After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."
- Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.
I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.
you’ve made the right choice
walking into the wrong class
THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING
"I’ll just leave that there"
damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there