dicklover3000:

perks of being short

  • can be picked up
  • perfect spooning
  • good at hiding
  • can ride mini ponies
  • low ceilings/doorways not a problem

cons of being short

  • pants are too long
  • not an arm rest
  • cannot reach
  • cannot reach
  • cannot reach

h8tingthis:

i’m a strong believer that not everything you do needs an explanation. if you want a tattoo, get one. if you rather stay home that night, it’s okay to miss that party. don’t forget that you’re living for yourself. you don’t owe anyone an explanation for your choices or preferences.





thequeenofdrama:

"Well, you don’t know him. Trust me, he’s got a really good side to him. You’ll see it eventually.”


Once you meet someone, you never really forget them.


ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.


Me most of the time X


jetmissesnevertell:

This was one of my favorite moments from the office,


Me trying to avoid my problems.


TC Callahan in every episode & coming home



donpardosaymyname:

lostiel:

#HOT DAD JOKES


emilyisobsessed:

Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents

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